15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE YOU MEET IN A COLLEGE LECTURE HALL.

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(A long post, but you’ll surely enjoy it.)

1. EARLY BIRD: This ones comes to the hall like an hour before the class. I know a guy like that called PHILOSOPHY. The guy is already in school, hours before an 8:00am class. Sometime, I have a feeling this guy does not have a hostel 😁. Character is truly a smoke. You can’t cover it. Dude must have collected ‘MOST PUNCTUAL STUDENTS’ award on many occasions while in high school. In fact the awards was a hit back to back. Iyalaya awon late comers πŸ˜‚
Just beΒ  because of the gentlemen on the highway while coming to school in the early hours of the morning.

2. SPACE KEEPERS : Those ones, I don’t really understand their mission in this life. Your friends will be sleeping 😴 and snoring in their respective hostels, you will carry your yeye school bag πŸ’Ό and be collecting space for them. Just know that you cannot make heaven with that attitude oooo πŸ˜‚. For your information, heaven is a personal race. Peradventure, you enter heaven, Angel Gabriel will not allow you keep space for your boo. The women are guilty of this. Try it with me, I remove the bag and sit down. When your friend comes, we scatter everywhere. After all, there is no monopoly of madness. πŸ˜€

3. ERROR DETECTORS: As a lecturer, you dare not mess up in the presence of this ones. They practically have nothing upstairs πŸ˜‚ but as an empty barrel, they make the loudest noise. As a lecturer trying to scold a student, instead of you to say ‘ARE YOU DEAF?’, the anger in you provoked you to say ‘ARE YOU A DEAF?’ you have entered the book of life of error detectors. You will surely trend all through the session and beyond in most cases.

4. PICTURE ADDICTS: ‘Can I have one more shots’. That the voice of a picture addict in a lecture hall. The ones they snap in their hostel is not enough before coming to class. They are Oliver twist. With just 1 cloth, they will have like 50 shot. The annoying part is that they will not turn off πŸ“΄ their camera πŸŽ₯ sound. That one will now begin to threaten your concentration in the lecture hall. Biko, be careful in order not to end up snapping your destiny. πŸ˜‚
They send you to school 🏫 to come and obtain degree, na pishur you dey snap upandan

5. : This set of people can eat the lecturer in a lecture hall if he/she mistakenly turns to food 🍲. From gala and Pepsi to Zobo and plantain chips 🍟 to doughnut and kunu etc. Their mouth barely rest just for an ordinary two hours lecture. Dear eater, please don’t eat away your life πŸ˜‚. This life has gone past eating and drinking 🍻 like a glutton. I just want to ask a question- How do you assimilate in class?

6. SLEEPERS: These set of people are my partner in crime. My Dad usually calls me Jonah the sleeper. It not a joke my brother. I can actually sleep for Africa πŸ˜‚. This set of people must have contracted sleeping 😴 sickness. Sincerely, if you did not attend a vigil or read over night πŸŒƒ, I don’t know the kind of excuse that will make you sleep in a class. 8:00am class especially. However, the synonyms of some classes is Piritin. When all you hear are repetitions like Maradona it, chocolate it, jam it together, overview, skeletial note etc., You just can’t afford not to sleep. The class is directly proportional to sleep 😁

7. SELLERS: This group comprises of the idumota women and alaba international boys. They convince buyers to buy a lot of ridiculous things (Pants, singlet, dress, shoes, eatables etc) while the lecture is going on πŸ˜†. Why waste your talent in college in the first place? Just goan claim your Iyaloja at mile 12 or Babalaje at Bodija market πŸ˜‚.

8. I TOO KNOWS (ITK’S) : They stand up to answer every question even if they have little knowledge about the question. What amazes me, is the kind of courage they exude while in the very act of spilling out the nonsense πŸ˜‚. They will now start speaking big big grammar to intimidate student that are less privileged in English language. Atleast, if we don’t understand what unku is saying, we will clap our hands thinking that boda is making sense.

9. COMEDIANS: If you copy this set of people, I laugh you and your carryovers in advance πŸ˜‚. This doesn’t mean that, it is all of them that have sense oooo. However, vast majority of them have sense. With these dudes in class, the class is never boring. They are a professionals. Even the strict lecturers end up laughing at their jokes on many occasions. Wehdon ma, wehdon sir. I hope una go blow like transformer one day.

10. AUTOMATIC FOOTBALL PUNDITS: Just know you came to waste your time ⌚ if you sit close to them in a class. You sit close to them in a class after a uefa champions league night, my brother, OYO is your case in that class. You cannot gain anything in that class. They will analyze how lukaku is a cursed player, how bakayako is a mad man, how barca will not be able to beat Chelsea in the round of 16. etc. My brother, my sister, if you find yourself among this folks, just take heart. You’ll be fine Las Las 😁

11. WEIGHTY QUESTION ASKERS: This set of people sometimes make a lecturer doubt his or her calling πŸ˜‚. Their questions usually closes the class. With their kind of questions, the next thing you’ll hear is ‘WE WILL TREAT IT IN THE NEXT CLASS’. The worst case is when the lecturer turns the question to an assignment πŸ˜•. I just know this set of people cannot make heaven.

12. THE RICH DUDES: These ones flaunt their affluence at given opportunity. The class need marker, the lecturer needs water or drink, the next thing you’ll hear is ‘HOC, comman take money’. Hian… MO fo oooooo 😁. I will really like to be like them when I grow up.

13. GOSSIPERS: The women falls into this category mostly. I hear we now have male gossipers too. Na them go see person with a bad make up, person wey get body odour etc. After the discovery, na to start family meeting. Shey you people know that God is watching you on HD? πŸ˜‚

14. ATTENDANCE LIST FINDERS: This set of people are perpetual late comers. ‘Abeg, make I sign attendance list, commot for here’ is their usual rant. However, dem never born them to try that rubbish in a course like bfn 302 and bfn 419 that is handled by Iya banking. Who born them? πŸ˜‚. Extra year in the making niyen oo. Something is telling me that those couple who are late to their own wedding falls into this category (Awon perpetual latecomers).

15. THE AUTHENTIC SCHOLARS : The best they say is reserved for the last. Some of those folks mentioned above might be bookworms, but these are the authentic scholars. They are so composed and easy going. In fact, they hardly make trouble on the departments WhatsApp group chat. Their aim is just to make their first class or second class upper division jejely and leave college. Some of them already have a self contain at the school library πŸ˜‚. I really wish to be like them, but with their kind of seriousness, I don’t think I can cope 😎
Who seriousness epp? πŸ˜‚

Which category did you belong?
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PS: Please tag your friend who falls into any of the category. Our mumu must end this year. We must not cross over to 2021 with it 😁

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